idc

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

i love sitting still with my arms crossed and looking around and not talking

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa" when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright" she keeps saying “i get it all the time" but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

people who like horses are so untrustworthy like what is to like? about a horse? keep your distance

im in the bratz t-shirt

horses could destroy all the cars in the world by kicking them full strength with their hind legs and then we’d have to go back to using horses to go everywhere. it’s a good thing they can’t read this post and do it though

this website was a mistake

I would not survive a vibe check right now

ppl act like they know about the economy and start talking about "john maynard keynes"... the fuck does the lead singer of tool have to do with economics dumbass?