hayden is drinking some juice

they’re shutting down yahoo answers in a month….future generations will never know how is babby formed…..they will never plumb the depths of digital knowledge asking “does spider have pusspuss?”……they will never know if they can name their band radiohead 2……..this is the modern burning of the library of alexandria. all those answers lost forever……RIP 

THEYRE GOING TO KILL THOG

“men dont wash their hands” maybe thats why womens hands are so small, you wash them all away, ever think about that

it’s like a time capsule from hell 

Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art

Happy April first everyone. Y’all know the drill, this is a Rick Roll post. Get your obligatory April fools Rick Roll here.

If there’s one good thing about this Suez canal incident, it’s that it puts my anxieties about my own work at right perspective. 

[drops a plate] well, at least i’m not holding up a major intercontinental trade route indefinitely