Mokepon

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

this is actually balloons don’t let them trick you

adhd is stored in the ass

the a in adhd stands for ass

What do the other letters stand for then?

Ass Don't Have Dopamine

what kind of forgotten god are you

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

this is a kgb spy being questioned by the police in 1985

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

i’d trade my boobs for fangs and a nice pair of horns in a heartbeat

throw in some wings while you’re at it and you can have the uterus too