THIS CONFESSION HAS MEANT NOTHING

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny

[ID: Screencaps of Miranda Otto as Éowyn saying “I am no man,” then screaming and brandishing her sword. End ID.]

Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm

and not everything that causes you harm will be unpleasant at the time