Canon (Derogatory)

if I lie hard enough I can get people to believe John Constantine's womb twin is trans femme in her reality

The groomer gave Holly a sparkly, strawberry themed bow after her haircut today, and she's been pleased as punch about it all day. Just prancing around the house showing it off, making sure we've seen it.

"gender is a social construct": fairly easy for leftists to understand

Gotta add previous tags on here, because this is gonna live rent free in my head from now on. The stars are real, constellations are not. Damn. Tags by @smoreofbabylon (if you don’t want me to put you on blast like this I’ll delete lol!)

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

It is 3:20 AM and some asshole just blew off a mortar which is rude firstly because why are you deploying pyrotechnics when you live in one of north america's most flammable environments, also why at three twenty in the goddamn morning but most of all for giving me a brief glimmer of hope that The Greatests Of Crab Raves had begun and the crushing disappointment that it had not.

DnD Character Concept: A Cleric who insists stubbornly and earnestly that their obviously evil patron deity (I'm thinking Lolth or Asmodeus but really any Evil Greater God would do) is actually Good and Benevolent and Just and dismisses all evidence to the contrary as slander from rival deities. Their proof to their claim? Using their divinely granted powers for the most intensely Good tasks and quests they can find: feeding the hungry, protecting the weak, curing the sick- all done in the name of their Terrible Dread Lord and without any expectation of compensation or string attached.

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So I’ve been listening to this one song album on repeat (Dear Wormwood by the Oh Hellos) and the lyrics of one of the songs (Dear Wormwood) caught my attention and I thought “this would fit Zuko really well” so being me I decided to spend all day making this edit.

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips