Canon (Derogatory)

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

SCREAMING my mom just called out of the blue to be like "hey have you ever read fahrenheit 451?? it's so good!!" and i was surprised she hadn't read it before but we chatted a little about the book and then at one point she goes "yeah i just never got around to it bc i didn't really like star trek" which of course had me going "huh?" followed quickly by "mom. mom do you think gene roddenberry wrote farenheit 451 or that ray bradbury created star trek." and after a veeeeery long silence she says, ".....this would explain some of the tonal differences"

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

I’m almost 130 episodes deep into Bleach (I did skip a bunch of filler) and Rukia is the character of all time. Absolute fucking freak of a woman I’m obsessed with her. She’s insane. She suffers more than Jesus. She draws cute cartoon bears to explain everything. She has every mental illness. She spends like 40 episodes in a cell lamenting and wondering if she deserves to be loved. She WANTED to live in Ichigo’s closet and BOUGHT THINGS to make it nicer to live in. Most of her time is spent bullying a 15 year old who looks like her dead friend. Constantly getting stabbed. Gets super into a lame tv show. Couldn’t figure out juice boxes. 2 apples tall and will kill you. I love her she is my princess with every disorder

if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works