the rise and fall of a midwest piss mess

omorashi theist: i should piss myself because i will feel good and that's all that matters

someone desperate to pee and their partner is leading them to the toilet and theyre sobbing the whole time because it hurts so bad and they dont want to have an accident and

You can go and tinkle on all the fires and save Canada 🇨🇦

Character A: "Wow, you really had to go, huh?"

"don't forget to hydrate, it's really important for your health"

ftm boyfriend aiming his mtf girlfriends peen for her while she pees.

'there was only one toilet' when they both figure out a way to go together is my favourite trope honestly. When they are kind of enemies so the painfully awkward 60 seconds of close proximity peeing is all the more tense. One of them all but faints from the dramatic drop in pressure, or one tries and fails pathetically to cut off their stream because they would rather leave half full than endure the embarrassment of sharing a toilet any longer than absolutely needed, but end up just embarrassing themselves more when they can't stop peeing. Endless opportunities ✨️

My favorite here is one person sitting or hovering over the other person's lap, either:

thinking about two people desperate to pee at the same time... maybe they're on a road trip or doing a picnic date or are just stuck somewhere it doesn't matter. but they finally get to a bathroom and it turns out, well, there's only one working one.