coq ‘n baul

Crazy unresolved sexual tension is more fun to write than "normal sex" to me. What is sex? Some naked bullshit. I want to see them writhing in their self made purgatories. THAT'S horny

The sexual tension is "resolved" when one of them cums in their pants and gets really embarrassed

i would like to talk about a roommate who is so desperate to be with you that he’s completely fine with being used as strictly “warm up” and “cool down” for your dates

i would like to talk about a roommate who is so desperate to be with you that he’s completely fine with being used as strictly “warm up” and “cool down” for your dates

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

i’m not always horny but i kinda am tho