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I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

Ok but Alaska is also bigger than most countries

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Right right… you kids prob didn’t grow up knowin emo phillips like we did… lol… funny to think that I posted this years ago and everytime I see a notification and re read the post to laugh cause it’s so damn funny, I always hear it in his voice, and a vast majority of y’all have (had) no idea lol

the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh

Potions master

this went from “oh cool” to “damn” to “hOLY F U CK”

I don’t really care what but I crave to be this good at at least one thing during my lifetime