Tumblr Quotes n'Penis Jokes

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

Second rule is leave no survivors

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

“arcane trickster” literally sounds like a term of endearment. To me

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

writing can’t be that hard. all it is is just putting words in front of each other, right?

update: the wrong words are in front of each other. This is the worst thing ever to happen.