had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Stonewall Inn
Phantogram Three

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$LAYYYTER

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had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

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scientific fact
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’
@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

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"Get cherished, idiot"
I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free
15k notes on this bullshit I am tired.
this is almost definitely in response to @recoveredcombatsister's wonderful and entirely correct post, right? like it's gotta be
She is the poem
by June Bates
the right person will be as “clingy” as you are. they will be as excited to see you as you are to them. they will smile just because you exist. they won’t think of you as too much or not enough but instead just right.
(can apply platonically too)
@jackbroadway

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hatesex sounds fucking awesome. unfortunately though i don't want to fuck any of the people i hate because i hate them
u/No_Boysenberry4755
Worlds smallest little freaks just can’t wait to start killing! These born warriors now going for only 27.95 a set! But watch out! The evil,
Change is happening.
Abdul Al-Sayed beat the billionaires, beat AIPAC, and beat the odds. What a groundbreaking primary win in Michigan.

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Bro I hate being autistic like why tf am I ready to cry in frustration because a coworker is eating chips in earshot like should I just kms at this point
To anyone else with misophonia in chat: it bothers us because we’re bad people and we’re ontologically evil for being upset btw
has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with