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TME people mad about shit that's not worth being mad over: "Stop calling Kurt Cobaine she! That's gross! That's bad! That's evil! That's based in pure speculation!"
Kurt's songwriting journals: "I'd be able to be happy if I was a woman. I wish I could grow breasts. People are really mean to women and I identify with their struggles heavily for some reason. Probably nothing to do with *whatever* has led to my deep, inescapable depression. Being forced to be a man is killing me."
The people who knew Kurt: "Wow he'd really have loved this yuri manga stuff, especially this one called the boy she was interested in wasn't a boy at all."
TME people mad about shit that's not worth being mad over: "You creepy perverts just want to forcefem everything because you're creepy perverts! Not everything is about you!"
I'm firmly convinced that if Star Trek: Janeway ever happened it would be the last nail in the coffin of JC. However, I still think there's so much about Janeway that would be amazing to see. I'd love a show that would give full agency and voice to older women, I'm talking 70+.
And Janeway is such a great role model because she was fully in acceptance and in love with her feminine side (even though she insisted on that whole no love and martyrdom theme but whatever). She was never trying to me more masculine. She embraced her femininity and led with it, not despite of it. And there is so much Kathryn Janeway still has to offer that I desperately want to see it.
What I'm imagining is something like what The Expanse did with Avasarala. Give me Janeway as a heavyweight galactic diplomat in a room full of admirals and ambassadors.
I want her to tell some raging, male politician "oh I'm sorry, it was not my intention to offend your tender sensibilities, Jeffrie," deliberately forgoing whatever title he holds
Hollywood is terrified of women over 60. Over 70 is basically uncharted territory unless you're Judi Dench or whatever. I want Star Trek, a franchise literally built on the premise that the future is better, to have the guts to put a woman in her seventies at the center of a political thriller and let her be the most formidable person in every single scene.
Don't give me pew pew pew starship exploding pew pew pew the world is ending pew pew pew borg borg pew pew pew
Give me Admirals Janeway with grey hair and and absolutely zero patience for bullshit diplomacy.
And if we're feeling particularly generous, let's not kill off Chakotay and explore a mature love, reclaiming second and third chances at personal happiness. Gimme old people in love.
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A butternut woollyworm ♡
A perfect example of Mimicry being used as a defense mechanism! For example, this cute little guy will NOT be eaten by ANYONE, because he looks like he's covered in coconut shavings!
hey I heard that me groping your tits makes them bigger. we should try it.
reblog to grope prevs tits
As a deeply kinky and queer trans woman, I have often been told that The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a film I should appreciate. It is routinely described as a cornerstone of queer culture, a landmark of LGBTQIA+ representation, and a celebration of freedom from restrictive social norms. Yet the more I engage with the film and its legacy, the less I understand why it continues to receive such uncritical praise.
I don't deny that Rocky Horror was provocative in 1975. At a time when queer visibility in mainstream media was exceptionally limited, a film that openly embraced sexual nonconformity and challenged conventional ideas about gender was unusual and, for many viewers, liberating. Historical significance, however, should not exempt a work from criticism. If anything, culturally influential works deserve greater scrutiny, not less.
Imagine dissenting to the plain language of the 14th Amendment and then pretending you’re not an activist judge.
the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!
The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

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why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.
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Americans doing fascism Americanly: What is this, soviet russia?
5 things your character can't do while speaking
Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.
Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.
Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.
Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.
Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.
Choked is not meant to be taken literally, an obstruction in the throat. It means they’re having difficultly speaking, they’re forcing the words out with difficulty. Often used when the character is convulsed in tears or laughter.
Hiss is a low, threatening whisper. Raw, guttural, vicious. It is NOT a literal hiss like an animal, it is a tone of voice that serves the same function. Someone will hiss that they’re going to cut your throat- a message from one person to the other.
Snarl is the same kind of thing. Not literal, it’s a tone of voice that serves the same function. It’s raw and gutteral like a hiss, but more savage than vicious. It’s loud, it’s showy, it’s intimidating. It’s very alpha male, big man, look at how fucking dangerous I am. I’ll take ALL of you on. Even if they’re snarling at one person in particular, nobody better back them up or they’re gonna get fucked up too.
Shriek. Come on, seriously? We’ve all heard people shriek either in fear or outrage. High pitched, loud, out of control, feminine. Men can shriek, but it’s funny and emasculating. Think angry italian women throwing pots and pans or ladies on tables who just saw a mouse.
Sneering is contempt whether it’s a facial expression or a tone of voice or both. There are a hundred different ways to sneer with your voice, but it all adds up to the same thing.
How descriptive words work 101
Op radiating cinema sins energy with that list lol
OP tagging this as “reasons they stop reading a book in ch 1” yet not grasping like the most basic form of figurative language is… something
22, 41?
22. Do you like hiking
Quite a bit, as a matter of fact! I can do far less of it now than I used to, as I'm 46 and badly out of shape, but I've been on a few hikes recently with my girlfriend and they were wonderful! But, back in the day, I was a Boy Scout (pre-transition, obv) and that love of nature really stuck with me. We'd go camping every month, sleeping in tents, and whatnot. I even did a 5-day backpacking trip during one of those week-long summer camps. It's totally a recreational thing for me nowadays... I really hadn't in years until I got with my GF and she said she loved being outdoorsy and that was something she was interested in, so I dusted off my walking shoes and hit a local nature preserve with her. Once it's not [checks temp] 97 DEGREES out, I'd like to do it again soon!
41. Do you cook or bake
I cook, mostly. I can bake but it stresses me out, honestly. Cooking is more like jazz - toss in ingredients measured only by your heart, hearing things sizzle in pans, etc. Baking is just chemistry and I suck at it. I don't have the TRUST it requires to just follow a recipe and get it exactly correct and get the exact result I'm supposed to. The most recent thing I baked was a cake over the winter, and I almost fucked it up entirely by not baking it long enough. I made cake soup. Luckily you can literally just pop it back in the oven and finish it, and it turned out okay, but none of it was fun. (except watching my husband enjoy it)
I really like cooking, tho, and I think I'm pretty decent at it. I pick up new recipes pretty easily, and I've even really enjoyed learning new ones for the ones I love as a little act of devotion to them. I've also recently started a bit of a D/s dynamic with my girlfriend, and part of it is cooking for her when we're together. I enjoy serving her so she can relax and put her feet up, and she enjoys (mostly) being served.

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im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting
really? you don’t say
its true though sex scenes are bad and you only are defending them cuz you wont question that men put their fetishes into everything. movies by women literally just dont have sex scenes and if rhey do its not gratuitous and lasts two seconds or its played for comedy . Fuck you and your dinners idc bro
movies by women literally just dont have sex scenes
i mean, it’s true! as long as you discount the crazy outliers like Jane Campion, Mary Harron, Sofia Coppola, Andrea Arnold, Julia Ducournau, Claire Denis, Céline Sciamma, Anna Biller, Jennifer Kent, Eliza Hittman, Cheryl Dunye, Dee Rees, Donna Deitch, Joanna Hogg, Rose Glass, Diablo Cody, Emma Seligman, Kitty Green, Halina Reijn, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Charlotte Wells,
Famously, women as a group have never had anything to say about sex. Certainly not artistically speaking.
50 Lesbian asks:
I thought I'd give making an asks game a try. I threw in a few stereotypes in there for funsies lol
1. Have you ever uhauled
2. Are you still friends with your ex
3. Have you made out with a stranger
4. Do you ghost people
5. Do you do hookups
6. Ideal first date spot
7. How many hours was your longest date
8. Do you have a fwb
10. How many cats do you have
11. Do you want to live in a cottage
12. Do you like plants
13. Have you ever been stood up on a date
14. Casual or serious dating
15. Poly, open or monogamous
16. Do you go to lesbian meetups in your city
17. What lesbian stereotype do you fit
18. Are you a golden retriever or black cat
19. Minimalist or maximalist
20. Text or phone call
21. Do you drive a Subaru
22. Do you like hiking
23. Are there any lesbian subcultures you are part of
24. Do you like button ups or flannels
25. do you cuff
26. Do you like kink
27. Did you ever date your first lesbian love
28. What's your ideal type
29. Introverted or extroverted
30. Do you like clubs or staying home
31. Creative or sporty
32. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship
33. Coffee or tea
34. Do you have short or long hair
35. Do you feel safe where you live
36. Are you out
37. Have you been to therapy
38. Are you political
39. Share your dating app bio
40. How many people have you dated
41. Do you cook or bake
42. Do you wear rings
43. What's your love language
44. What type of kissing do you like
45. Favorite outfit for going out
46. What is your ideal partner like
47. Do you have stickers on your car or bottle
48. Wallet or purse
49. Any mutuals your crushing on
50. Feminine or masculine vibes
Hope y'all have fun It was hard coming up with so many questions 😵💫 I'm gonna go take a nap now 😅