I dont even know

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

It's utterly magnetic when a character's rage is quiet and precise. When they don't scream and throw things but they just b r e a t h e and very very calmly aim their fury like an arrow shooting inexorably towards the target of their wrath. It captures my attention, I lean in close, I wait for the hit. It never disappoints.

god, your worst warrior needs money

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

glass cannon is objectively the sexiest build. you put down 10 enemies in one go and then need to be carried off the battle field the next round? so hot

Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel

I love the manchineel so much, the wood is toxic, the bark is toxic, if you burn it the smoke is toxic, if you shelter underneath it in the rain the water running off the leaves is toxic, the fruit, which is pleasantly sweet, is incredibly toxic

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

yearning at a level that's classified as cruel and unusual punishment

i have chronic fuck that old man disease and yes it’s incurable