Sate💫 (Chabón satélite)

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

why doesn’t that bitch ever update 😭

Me reading the g/t stories that I wrote in the notes app 😭

Me reading the shit I write IN MY HEAD and I tell NO ONE

I used to work with an acid who has that symbol on it (we use it to bite on metal, pretty much like the symbol itself) and we just touch it like nothing maybe that's why my hands look like shit. But I'm alive so I wouldn't say it "fucks hard" or wherever.

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

Jessie we are still on Buenos Aires

Those caranchos sure are companchos

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

Ahhhhh que rico I love this shit.

I have this power on people. You are my friend and in no time you start speaking like an italian talking in medieval spanish with gauchistic accent while having a mental breakdown.

Emm like, you are in space I guess? Most of the time? I mean, you are actually on planets so you are not actually in space, right? Are you in space right now? Cause maybe yes. I don't know just play it and no I can't tell you what it's a secret.