Nothing Like The Rain

When a song you forgot you had in your playlist comes up on shuffle and you’re just filled with this huge sense of contentment like “ah yes, this is what I didn’t know I needed.”

A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan

Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

it’s 2017 i don’t understand why i am still emo

Why do people write the acronym for dungeons and dragons as “DND” when it’s much more accurate and fun if you write it as “DAD”

DAD: Dungeons and dads

“My character’s name is Jim Johnson, he’s a level 15 general manager and has 20 points in Build (deck/porch)”

what’s the mood for october?

“What’s your superpower?” “Bethesda glitch.”

JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.

that someone’s name is charlie weasley and they both cried