THIS TEAM IS RUINING MY LIFE

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

People will ask you why you hate America like it’s not the country where you supposedly have the unquestionable right to dual wield AK-47’s in public , but we have to act like there’s a debate to be had on bodily autonomy , someone’s gender identity ,or if you have the right to be in a non heterosexual relationship

every time i watch Connor McDavid’s acceptance speech i crack up at how much he looked like he wanted to Die Immediately and i’ve never related to anything more than that Stressed Out Hands On Hips™ stance in my whole entire life

wheres that photo of the caps player (i forget which one) saying “fuck this shitsburgh team” cause i need it right now

this is ovechkin which makes the picture about 5 times funnier