#1 antihero apologist

the past tense implying sex has since been eradicated. the six (6) different synonyms all with 1-3 linked sources. those extensive citations juxtaposed with the extremely vague given definition of "an action performed by two or more people" . it's so fucking good. I could never put together a sentence this funny even if you gave me a full paid year off 2 do it

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

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- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

Why didn’t we just go talk? I feel like we’ve abandoned the use of—here’s my thing, right? Magic’s new to me, this sword is new to me. I didn’t have most of this all my life. All I had was my words to get out of situations, to try and heal conflict, to try and outsmart somebody. Now, all of a sudden, I have this power and I feel like it’s a shortcut and that I’ve been cheating myself. I don’t feel like I’ve put forth the same effort to resolve something because I can just will something into happening. That doesn’t seem right to me.

The truth is...

warm welcome back

My enemies will warp the facts at every turn to construct a narrative that suits them.