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cumming into a joint before you roll it up is like adding sour cream to a delectable soft-shelled taco

personally I do not think it is like that at all. just my opinion.

i wish my home printer had the ability to feel pain

blimp technology is extremely energy efficient, cost effective, and easier to navigate than any modern ship technology for the last 45 or so years. quite a few scientists have earnestly proposed we should replace all seaports and shipping with blimp ports and blimping. im completely lying by the way. can i order a venti matcha latte please. (card declines and i walk away)

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

That’s a good idea

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine

there should be kink at the kia summer sales event

tell a stranger that their dog looks extremely realistic

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

what should i get at ihop

this video should be the first thing played in a philosophy degree intro lecture on absurdism