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Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

Your computer single handedly caused global warming in a matter of seconds

This is utterly fabulous!

Some positivity for your day

A brief list of people not sucking