chronically late

See more of his stuff here.

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

2024-09-21

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

Americans take a second to thank the Migratory Bird Treaty Act that you can still walk into the wetlands to see (and hear) this scene

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I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

Instead, they automatically accepted the paper — with an anonymous reviewer rating it as “excellent” — and requested a fee of $150. While this incident is pretty hilarious, it’s a sign of a bigger problem in science publishing. This journal is one of many online-only, for-profit operations that take advantage of inexperienced researchers under pressure to publish their work in any outlet that seems superficially legitimate.

just one moment let me have a quick little sippy before we continue fighting

Moving truck I saw in my neighborhood.

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