It's good to be Queen👑

This seems like a good time to mention the Prisoners Literature Project and Inside Books Project. Both of these organizations send free books to incarcerated people, and are always looking for donations - both books and money -and volunteers! (Prisoners literature project sends books everywhere but Texas - Inside Books project is just Texas).

“not dealing with this shit today”

Girlboss

all sexualities are inherently inclusive of trans and nonbinary people. its just that cis people arent inherently inclusive of trans and nonbinary people in anything

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

Haven't you heard? Every broke blue collar white trash trumpie out there thinks they're one lucky break away from being a billionaire.

Excuse me?

backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better

arranged divorce

you have increasingly terrible visits to a coffee shop centered on interactions with one barista until eventually one of you snaps and kills the other and one of the other baristas throws their hands in the air and says FINALLY i thought you guys would never figure it out

you are snowed out. you die of hypothermia

Enemies to angrier enemies.

There are so many beds