the burned out gifted kid thing is so funny bc like. at the end of the day it's essentially a pity party over not being able to think of yourself as superior to the people around you

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

some of yall online seem to think people who are pro sex work support it because we think sex work is Empowerment and Feminist Praxis or something. bitch nobody thinks sex work is empowering it's a goddamn job I just want the people doing it to be safe

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children