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“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Bridgerton men get told to shut the fuck up for the first time in their lives and start imagining themselves in a wedding dress

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.