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non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open

Mine Shaft is just what german dudes exclaim when something bites their cock

day two of working on Clown TTRPG, I've decided Clowns can't kill nor die

i love it when people are queer

sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

#mynothing

your first 200 hours at med school are learning how to move your face like a dickhead

no sir, i’m not plural. sir, it is a mystical technique taught to me by my ancient forefathers to protect me against psychic invaders. my mind has been splintered and compartmentalized in order to confound the any and all supernatural perversion. any other suggested cause is purely hearsay. i must reiterate, sir, it is only by coincidence that one of my many facets seems to resemble this gentleman “David Strider” you seem utterly convinced I’m familiar with. Surely, it must be the will of some divine providence that smiles upon the both of us.