best time to kill yourself is ten years ago. second best time is today

one time a being of pure light & truth appeard to me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it

everything is a reference when you're crazy

Fuck are you looking at? scroll down before you piss me off

annoying people really like saying "i love customizing my character" when they dye their hair or get a tattoo. have u noticed this?

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

it’s amazing to be retarded and have no redeeming qualities

no country for chopped uncs

Running for office on the promise to raise property taxes on old people

I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good