Mundane Plebe

In this post I’ll summarize some cartoons I’ve never watched based on what I’ve seen on Tumblr, Deviantart etc.

Ed, Edd & Eddy – Three boys with almost the same name have adventures around the neighborhood.  The tall one likes chickens and the one with the hat is smart.  I can’t tell you anything about the short and ugly one except that he’s short and ugly.  One of them has a little brother who carries around a little wooden boy that only moves when nobody’s looking.  Ended a while ago.  Inspired a creepypasta.

The Fairly Oddparents – A boy named Timmy has Fairy godparents living in his fish bowl who grant one wish every week.  Hilarity ensues.  Timmy says “Internet” a lot which is somehow hilarious.  He also has regular parents and a mean older sister.  His dad doesn’t have a trophy and blames someone named Dinkleberg for this and for everything else that’s wrong with his life.  A girl named Trixie has a crush on Timmy.  The bad guy is named Crock and has ears on his neck.  Probably ended by now.  Inspired tons of porn.

Codename: Kids Next Door – Some kids in a treehouse clubhouse have pumpkin-like heads and hate grown-ups.  They build booby traps.  Probably ended by now.

Danny Phantom – A boy splits his life between fighting crime and being a typical teenage slacker.  Nobody recognizes him because his hair and eyes are different colors.  The day it was cancelled the world stood still and the stars refused to shine.

Dan Versus… – An angry jerk named Dan picks fights with people, animals, organizations, and inanimate objects on a daily basis, which always results in utter crushing failure.  Dan’s roommate Chris is his exact opposite.  Then there’s a girl for shipping purposes.  Inspired tons of porn.

Avatar: The Last Airbender – Off-brand animé from America.  A team of heroes from different magical tribes can control the elements of earth, air, water, and probably heart.  The tribe that controls fire is a bad guy tribe.  One of the good guys is a girl who’s blind but can see with her powers.  A girl who’s maybe the same girl transformed into a moon.  Inspired tons of arguments about racism.

The Legend of Korra – Same as above but with more shipfic fuel.

Steven Universe – A chubby everyman loser guy has a harem of alien magical girls.  They probably fight crime or something.  Inspired tons of porn.

Adventure Time – A boy named Finn has a sword and a weird sort of hat/hood.  He goes on adventures.  He has a dog who wears glasses and sounds like a cynical alcoholic.  He also has a relationship with a dolphin.  Other characters include a princess, a sultry Vampire, a Frost Giant, a blob, and some talking fruit.  Inspired tons of porn.

The Amazing World of Gumball – Candy-colored animals have zany adventures in live action settings.  Inspired tons of porn.

Over the Garden Wall – A group of misfits in a magical land travel beyond the garden wall to find…another magical land?  Somebody has a teapot on his head.  Inspired tons of porn.

Johnny Test – Everybody hates this show.  No further information available.