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It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.
A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
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#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate
Ratchet being the atheist of all time is objectively hilarious considering his immediate circle includes:
-his very devout husband
-his close friend, the demigod robopope
-his other friend/boss/annoyance who is also a demigod robopope (frat boy edition)
-his mild mannered co-worker, who is god
If the primes can possess Optimus. Brooo imagine the angst to the decepticon's especially the high guard like that happens and the primes just hit them with the "I'm/ were not mad...just disappointed..." Pls tell me they say it with their voices when they possess him.
listen. some of them are kinda mad actually. some of them are actually a little bit livid. some of them think they should take full advantage of being dead and do creepy ghost stuff to put back the fear of Primus into their former friends.
in other news Liege found a new favorite past time besides lying. haunting the ever living shit out of people he's mad at is strangely cathartic. resting in peace is for losers, he's gonna make his death everyone's problem now <3
he does lose possession privileges for a while for taking pressure off a wound just to make his entrance more dramatic tho </3
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Skyfire should be able to hunt down a reformed Megatron for sport
Is that an Executioner Alastor comeback I’m spying 👀
(They just had a little fun out in town, don’t mind them)
when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text
I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!
this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version
Gap moe the comic
Hey, so the Star Wars Signature Obi-Wan Kenobi statue having Cody's helmet 'buried' at the base is devastating to me, actually.
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Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off
I uh... I imagine the drive home from the finale was a little awkward to say the least
my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME
that is the most black cat looking black cat i've seen in my life, good for them.
she has been practicing since she was very young
What a dignified and shapely beast…
See? I told you I'd keep working on it! I love the idea that Alastor's body has no limits with mobility.

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I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few
apparently it's not common knowledge that he was 18 at the time (insert that xkcd comic, you know which) but. yeah
"let's task this teenager with the monster assignment of portraying trauma of war in a quiet and subtle way. what can go wrong" and then somehow nothing did. because he killed the role
she’s so tired
inspired by a tiktok audio in fact you can find the funnier video version on instagram or tiktok