brain rot time bby!!!

Ratchet is atheist because he refuses to believe any self respecting deity would willingly choose Rodimus as a vessel to uphold their godly will

Drift being very excited to meet the Prime when he first joins the Autobots because he's a direct vessel of Primus and Oppy has to quietly explain to an enthusiastic Drift that he’s agnostic 

Rung was agnostic until he found out he was Primus, at which point he became a firm atheist. Whirl says he has self esteem issues.

The senate took Whirl's thumbs because they feared the havoc he could wreak.

Whirl is that bitch who is stuck working a job that he hates and is choosing to make that everyone’s problem 

Drift is long sighted (squinting down a sniper rifle for 4 million years) and Ratchet is short sighted (squinting at tiny fiddly inner mechanics for 4 million years). Together they make one mech with functional eyesight. 

College era Ratchet was that bitch at parties who while everyone else fought over sleeping arrangements and who got actual beds would dibs the bathtub and pass the fuck out 

Tfa Dratchet is peak because it is the world’s skrunkliest grumpy grandpa and the giant gorgeous ex assassin who is head over heels smitten with him 

Skywarp and Misfire don't get to hang out together because the fabric of the universe wouldn't be able to handle the power of their combined adhd flavoured chaos.