i can do anything im the chief of police

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

official linguistics post

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.