i can do anything im the chief of police

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

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