i can do anything im the chief of police

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

it fucken WIMDY

the girl of your dreams is a weird pervert on tumblr.com

i like my fictional men a little pathetic and a lot besotted

the lion is actually very concerned

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

I've heard mixed things.

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

…wha

The game is delayed for rain–that’s what the tarp is for, to keep the field dry so they can play as soon as it clears up. They’re entertaining themselves and the crowd while they wait.

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about