i can do anything im the chief of police

One time I bought a bag of chips and put a note on it that said "to be opened only after (task)" and it Did Not Work because I had to put it in the cupboard so as to not be too tempted, and then I couldn't see it so I kept forgetting it existed.

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

craving cnc (cookies n cream)

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.