21st Century Panopticon

Sorry folks we’re back now I had to help brutally siege a village of elves, goblins, and other forest creatures it’s a side gig of mine

Scientists discover a nicer way you could’ve worded that

I really respect the people who say they have a “vault” of their best drafts they’ve written and are sitting on it like damn whered yall get a vault from my shit is in a moldy busted cardboard box i found on the side of i-90 and now the mold has taken over my apartment in back bay

I’m like one of those “academics” you see in a thumbnail or article every two years with a title that says “Why China is about to COLLAPSE” and they’ve been coming out since 2014 except instead of China it’s superhero media

*giving presidential campaign speech* and I dream of an America where the ketchuiop dispenser in the dining hall actually WORKS. I dream of an America where edibles don’t give you fuckng HEART PALPATATIONS, and I dream of an AMerica where your plug ISNT FUCKIN WEIRD and is NORMAL ! !!

Man if you think about it it immortality would definitely solve a lot of the world’s problems but oh well haha anyways who y’all got this season i bet the falcons sure are gonna keep chowin shit haha

Oh boy what a normal pretty day on which i am making the most of my life because i am in fact mortal and will die one day and nothing will change that