Into weird stuff, enjoy...

ANYWAY ANYWHERE ANYTIME!!!

Hold still pig 🐽 I’m going to sit and fart 💨 in your face!

“I can feel you struggling down there, Cock. Get used to hanging between my legs and living in my musky underwear, your just my dick now. Mmmm fuck…feels good how you struggle though. Maybe you’re just horny and eager to fuck, huh cockmeat? Don’t worry soon I’ll let you out and slide you into a tight asshole. I got some names and numbers from your phone and just sent them a pic of my big meaty cock, one of your former friends is coming over and you’re about to get much closer to them than you ever were as a human. Then you’re gonna blow your brains out as a fat wad of cum inside their ass. Won’t be anything left but my dumb throbbing Cock after that…”

Lovely.

Can you calm down? You thrashing around like that is making the knots tighter. You’ll hurt yourself. Look I already told you after I found all the gay porn in the cloud I gotta figure out which roommate is a fag. So I’m gonna put my rank musty damp foot right on your face. I’m gonna press down and rub, if your dick doesn’t brick up, I’ll untie you that very moment and let you free. You can even assist with the hunt. But… if you do get hard, well I’ll need to see just how much of a pervert you are. I’ll have to sit on your face, smother you in my sweaty pits, suffocate you with my sour balls. Probably each guy should check too, I mean it’s only fair we know which of us you’re perving on. So they’d each have to test each nasty scent on you. Anyway I’m getting ahead of myself, but judging by the tent forming in your undies, I’d say we know who the freak is. Jake, Peter, Freddy, Costas! Get in here!

You’re gonna lick the sweat out of my ass while I piss big bro. I know you love smelling a real man since you’ll never be one bitch.