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rb with your fav color + moon/rising in the tags I'm curious!

men are hot. that’s it that’s the post

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

I’m fucking DYING

i do be kinda cute though

If y'all reblogged the first one y'all gotta reblog this one

Yess

The white and pink placements make it so much easier on my eyes- yeeeesssss- I love it!!!

let's dance around and sing horribly to our favorite songs.

I saw a post a week or so ago that said it would put a gay love note in the askbox of everyone who reblogged it, but it didn't actually work. So Here Is My Pledge, I will put a medieval gay love letter in the askbox of everyone who reblogs this. Everyone. I don't care if this gets 5,000 notes,(even though it won't) everyone's getting a love letter. Have fun with your gay love letters friends.

Giving your boyfriend a rock with googly eyes on it, only for him to name it egg. I'm stupid in love.