bog wizard

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

so much respect to the people in the notes waking up early to play video games, watch tv, phone scroll, and in general Fuck Around for a few hours before the world intrudes. now THAT'S productivity!

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also

person (non-practicing)

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist