📰 I wonder whats in the paper today?

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

*sees a landmine* eh what the heck *steps on it and explodes*

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

im not a gummy bear addict i can stop any time

i just need one more hit of a clear pineapple flavored bear man and then we can go to the store

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

But seriously primadonna by marina and the diamonds is one of the best pop songs ever fathomed and constructed and birthed into this world… hearing it for the first time at like age 14 changed me forever. All I ever wanted was the world.

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

I respect having word of god trivia and stuff, and answering fans questions but not having room to put those answers in the canon material, but i should never have to look at the authors bluesky to make sense of your actual fucking plot and characters. the difference between a fan who keeps up with the social media accounts of a creative team and one who doesn't should be more or less that the fan who does knows that Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe kicking the helmet and the scream was real