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going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Can you swap their heads ?

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital

if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal

Why are you covered in red wax from head to toe like an accident at Madam Tussauds?

i was Sealed. for freshness

on their clit like morse code

"S.O.S. we're going down"

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

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She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋