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James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital

if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal

Why are you covered in red wax from head to toe like an accident at Madam Tussauds?

i was Sealed. for freshness

on their clit like morse code

"S.O.S. we're going down"

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

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She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time