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irisbleufic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Remains to be seen whether this now-completed story will become the first in a broader series (I'm considering it; regular readers know I'll chase a lead as far as it will go), but for now have this finally finished at 7 chapters rather than the originally expected 6:

Sunlight (2024-08-05)

Poison (2024-08-06)

Hunger (2024-08-07)

Rebound (2024-08-07)

Confession (2024-08-07)

Testament (2024-08-08)

Proposal (2024-08-08)

(Louis and Lestat creep in at the very end, in case that's important to anyone secondary to Devil's Minion. I guess maybe now I have those weirdos to figure into my future plans, too.)

kingcatnine

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

seven-oh-four

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

kingcatnine

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

cvntkisser

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

kingcatnine

when will it be my turn.

the-gnomish-bastard

“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!

thewildnopeboat

I want to add, a sword can slay a man only once, but a pen can kill a man by killing his reputation, his lively hood, any connection, and smother him in debts.

I would much rather be killed than left to rot because of misuse of a pen.

the-gnomish-bastard

The pen implies that others must be able to read for it to be effective. The sword does not rely on the capability of others

thewildnopeboat

A sword in untrained hands is a detriment to the user due to its length and deadly edge. You do have to have some training not to catch yourself when using the sword.

Anyone who knows how to write can pick up a pen without much effort and slander a man till he is dust. It doesn't have to be written for all, but to a select few.

the-gnomish-bastard

Dumbfuck. Give one guy a sword, and one guy a pen. Then make them fight. Sword wins. Even an untrained person knows how to use a sword. It’s a sword. And you are a fool. You have forgotten that sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

thewildnopeboat

Sir, calling a conversation partner a fool is never the way to do it. The whole adage is as such:

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Names can also hurt me."

This talks about how a sword, in this case sticks and stones, can damage the body, but the pen, or Name calling, can damage the soul or reputation of one person for the rest of eternity.

Also the quote, "The Pen is mighter than the sword" has more weight if you look at the political charge in the context. For a wizard, you squander the learnings, and I'm just a Bard.

the-gnomish-bastard

A sword can damage the soul if you use it right, and politics would be much easier if everyone had a sword.

And if names hurt you, then toughen up fucknut cause I call people names all the time.

thewildnopeboat

Magical swords aren't always used by Mort- normal people. Politics would end up being a bore.

Funny how that last line proved me correct. Gnomish, if you're going to insult me, use better language. Fucknut is so last year, try being more creative! It's 2024, at least down on the ground.

I do hope at least this year, you stock up on your books. My trips through your walls are getting kind of Stale. Also your bombs are getting.... weaker.

the-gnomish-bastard

Not talking about magical swords, chungle shit.

Don’t ever tell me to be creative, you need to learn how a sword works.

And I don’t have space in my walls. You’re in someone else’s house.

thewildnopeboat

1. Swords do no damage to souls as they are incorporeal

2. Very nice use of a insult

3. Unless the sword is blessed or enhanced, you're not dealing damage

4. Through meaning, I've not been using a door to get in, but rather just walking through, though your boobytraps are impressive.

5. You're out of Yak's cheese, I fed the Kobolds.

the-gnomish-bastard

Yes they can, souls are located in the left lung.

It’s quite easy to deal damage with a sword. Reputation damage means absolutely nothing in combat or in life. Caring about what people think about you is weakness.

I don’t have booby traps.

I don’t have any yak cheese. Never have.

If you think anything can pass through my walls, corporeal or not, you are a buffoon. Even basic abjuration spells can prevent that shit. Do better.

I do not have kobolds.

thewildnopeboat

1. Source? What Tome are you quoting?

2. Well, that's an organ.

3. You did the last time... wait I may have accidentally invaded a false reality. I will have to conduct more research

4. May have been something else then. Mayhap C4

5. At least if it was a different reality, the other you actually has taste.

6. Yes you do. I remember you posting about them in this universe.

thewildnopeboat

@the-gnomish-bastard so about those Kobolds...

the-gnomish-bastard

DEATH

council-for-demons

ALRIiighh im bbaackkk

*is holding another bottle of....something alcholic*

-@chat-with-a-demon

*they turn to you, amused* Drunk? Again? How much do you do this sort of crap?

chat-with-a-demon

nnnnot as much aas i-i shoulld

*i collapse on the floor*

yeaaa i tt-think ill stay herrrrreee

council-for-demons

*they stare at you*

.................I'm not paid enough for dealing with the drunks.

chat-with-a-demon

hey i amm NOT drunkk

im bettr than most drunkss to be honest...

*starts humming american pie*

council-for-demons

*they sigh* You are definitely drunk.

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ATTENTION COMPANY MEMBERS:

Due to supply chain issues, W.I.T.C. will be transitioning from Souls of the Damned (nautical) as it's central currency in favor of Synthetic Souls.

Please note that Synthetic Souls will work fine in applications that involve consuming or draining energy from souls, but may cause issues if used for deals with demons or fae, or the animation of automatons or golems.

Synthetic Souls can be produced in a number of variants, such as Nautical, Infernal, Astral, Divine, etc. These modifiers will be applied to payment upon request.

W.I.T.C. will still offer Souls of the Damned (nautical) for purchase, but it will no longer be the main currency.

uneven-daemon

I can’t say I’m thrilled but okay