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(I just got to this part of the triumphs)
Lodi: *spacing out while throwing his consciousness through time, not looking at the guardian*
Lodi's Left eye: *staring directly at the camera*
Guardian: yugh, can you fix your eye? Its staring at me.
Lodi: Huh? Oh, sorry. The Nine often look at each other through it.
Guardian: Excuse me?
Irl me, seeing him staring through the guardian: yikes
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something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.
Wizard pulling out the out of time Glock: "I cast gun, prepare to meet the whole pantheon"
Update on the Pokémon D&D front
I have almost been found out twice last session. One by a startle, one by damage.
Still hidden.
Also learned the sign for Pervert because a sneaky Grunt refused to tell a player something and just stared from behind the tree. Said Player (our characters are young) called him a Perv.
Guardian, tossing a snowball: Hey Ghost, I have a question.
Ghost, sighing: So help me Light, we are in the middle of a warzone.
Guardian, looking up to it: Its an honest question. *pelts Fallen in the face*
Ghost: Fine. What is it?
Guardian: How did you find me?
Ghost, stops: What?
Guardian: Something that Riven's Mate said struck me as odd. He called me Wishkeeper, and that has some weight to it. Was I a lucky warrior chosen by the light, or did something force me to be chosen by you to rez that first time?
Ghost, sadly with no answer: How am I to know how the light works? I was assigned to you, so once you get inside the traveler, you can ask them.
Guardian, once again with a snow ball: Its refreshing to hear that you don't know in certain terms.
Ghost: wait, why?
Guardian, pelting another Fallen: Be-Cause, if you had all the answers, what fun would that be? To go through life and all its twists knowing exactly what happens, would drive a person to drink or to madness.
Ghost: Are you quoting something?
Guardian, shrugs: maybe. Maybe not~
Okay, so... I was onto something here with the whole "someone wanted me returned bit"
So, my family and I just recently went on a trip to another state, and I gotta say throwing random beach related items at your family is a great bonding experience.
-sand, more sand, sand balls hucked by toddlers, water from Pails, water from hands, floating red algae, the space green algae that was also floating
Throwing things that are related to this post:
Now things not for your family to throw back at you in funny retaliation:
- sand, more sand, sand balls hucked by toddlers, water from Pails, water from hands, floating red algae, the space green algae that was also floating
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Guardian, slumps into their chair on their ships after a rather difficult mission on Nessus: Geez, I thought these Strikes were going to be easy.
Ghost: You're the one who wanted to go in blind folded.
Guardian: I only died twice. Personal best.
Ghost: No, you used to run through it Deathless. You were being reckless.
Guardian, scratches neck: yeah, I was. *sits up* I'm going to look through the inventory we just got and- what?
Ghost: What?
Guardian: There like six new items in here, none from the strike, all from Clovis.
Ghost: Weird, its not like him to give out gifts.
Guardian: We aren't even on Europa, how did he get it over here?
*meanwhile*
Redjack-14: *sends another package to the Vanguard for the Guardian*
Clovis: What are you doing?
Redjack-14: following protocol.
Clovis: Who's protocol.
Guardian: You know what we should do?
Ghost: The mission?
Guardian: I'm going to fight Taniks again. *wonders off*
Ghost: Excuse me, we have a mission!
Guardian: So, let me run this by you-
Ghost: its going to be dumb, so no.
Guardian: No its not. Listen for once before you judge.
Ghost: Fine fine, proceed.
Guardian: If the XI are paracausal, gained sentience from the Traveler, then got stuck in the Solar system, got given a higher amount of Sentience, almost into Sapience, and If all of this is true, which we are going only by the word of things that lied to Bael, then, normally, they wouldn't have played 5D chess.
Ghost: I do agree that it is a rather odd way to go about it.
Guardian: Right? Okay, and if we continue that logic, why would they, if they were truly beings of large power, allow humans to get this far? How did they not care that one of their number was destroyed? And if they knew, and if they did not want us to find it, and IF they can communicate, why wouldn't they have bodies similar to Lodi already lined up?
Ghost: The last one is more about the type of body needed for channeling.
Guardian: yet, we, a body that has its mind wiped and then told to be champions of what is good, is?
Ghost: I think the blank slate you're saying is more of what they want, but I can see the weirdness.
Guardian: Obviously, I have been breaking best laid plans for quite some time, but I want to say I think they messed up when choosing me.
Ghost: They can't take a Glimmer eating Guardian?
Guardian: Can you be serious and listen? I'm saying I and my other guild mates have broken through the bindings of reality, and they are scared, so they threaten things by trying to escape.
Ghost: And we have a plan to stop them?
Guardian: Half of a plan. The other half is what to do afterwards.
Guardian, looking up at the distortions: So, just checking, I don't have anything to do with those?
Ghost: No, weren't you listening? Lodi said those are from the Nine trying to leave. Even Ikora said it wasn't your fault.
Guardian: Eh... kinda feels like it is.
Guardian, reading the monument: This is nice.
Ghost: It must have took forever for this to get carved.
Guardian: And a fortune.
Ghost: Maybe its because you spent your Glimmer instead of eating it.
Guardian: *stares motherfuckerly*
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Update on the planescape game:
I'm still a Harengon Barbarian, our Cleric with two hearts accidentally vented the excess energy of the second one in a chest laser, our warlock has shacked up with a celestial and her kid is the mascot of our team, our ranger has gained a possible cousin who is a new member to our team, lost one member, gained a new one who can be now teased, our other warlock has gained his zord.
Still the most normal imo
So, my best friend, Pix, killer of servers, lives up to his name as he can brick an entire Minecraft server by appearing at his base.
However, I'M THE ISSUE when the Modpack's nuclear reactor doesn't play by its own logic. Yes I have eradiated my base four times now trying to move nuclear waste, yes the admin has been very kind to do the /clear command, yes, my basemate is very patient with my stupidity, and yes, this is all in jest.
I'm poking fun at my stupidity and my hatred for the one mod that has been giving me issues. This is not a post made out of anger, but out of reflection that I am human and the modpack is stupid.
Guardian: What on earth are you doing? Ghost: Writing a log, I think you called it Fan Fiction? Guardian: Oh, so what are you calling it? Ghost: Destiny Rising. Guardian: Can't, Clovis already wrote several chapters on his. Ghost: He is doing what now? Guardian: Why do you think he isn't messing with us right now?
Guardian, during Bonfire Bash: How many ignition was that again? 23?
Saladin: For the last time Saint, I do not need to find someone like Osiris.
Saint-14: Nono. You remind me of Osiris. You would need someone like me!
Guardian: Ghost, can you silence Coms again? They are having that conversation again.
Ghost: He has a point though.
Guardian: The day Saladin fucks is the day Drifter and his Ghost are on talking terms.
Hey wait a minute...
Thank you for bringing my funny post into a canonical fact.
Guardian, looking at Ghostumblr: Huh
Ghost: Why are you on-
Guardian, completely unprompted: Saladin can fuck now
Ghost: I, h, Huh??? Context please?
Guardian: no.
Drifter, somewhere: *sneezes*
Blue: Fuck you sneeze like a Dad
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How did everyone meet their pokemon in the upcoming D&D poke campagin?
Zepper, 13yr old vlogger:
Lillie, teenage Spy Trainer:
Rick, Hidden teen Grunt:
Rua, feral child:
Unnamed Chef child, 10yr:
The cobblemon server's admin removed everyone but himself and the owner.
So No more updates on the build.
In other news, I will be posting more pokemon D&D news
