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If Cyrus doesn’t get to kiss or hold hands with at least one (1) boy this season and the year of our Lord 20gayteen…well then I guess I’m gonna have to fight mickey mouse himself

My favorite meme, you ask? Saying every white bald guy on Tumblr is @setheverman

It’s so incredible the amount of influence that “you know I had to do it to em” guy had. Like everyone online thinks of it when they see someone standing with their hands clasped, there’s been literally countless parodies, and he’s just some kid who posted a silly comment on his pic with sock tan lines. Imagine you went back to medieval times and told them that a young man could just clasp his hands together and have literally millions across the globe recognizing him as a symbol within a month. They would think you were talking about God

a lot of y’all could really invest in signing up for your school’s debate team instead of like arguing with people you don’t know on the innanet!

uhhh this doesn’t sit well with me because some ppl have Cantshutup Stupidthotticus disorder and have no choice :/

Straight ppl are so wild… like my straight colleague saw love simon and got really unnecessarily mad when Simon googled “how to dress gay” bc she thought he shouldn’t change who he is just bc he’s gay like??? chill fam? it ain’t that deep and we really do that

I google lesbian fashion at least twice a day

h o l y s h i t

if you cannibalize people of your preferred sex you’ll transition faster it’s science

it’s true, my transition was going slowly until i started eating 2.5 cis men per day, now i have a 3 foot beard and my boobs just fell off

can someone inject some attractive model cells into my body?

There is nothing more blatantly evil than people who want to take away free school lunches. How do you even begin to justify that. Being against free school lunch programs is literally saying you don’t think actual children deserve to eat. Many kids in these programs rely on free lunches as they ONLY meal they get in a day. How the fuck do these people sleep at night. How can you live not giving a shit that children starve

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

A miracle