I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I'd use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

I’ve thought about this post every day for the past 5 years

lmao this dog is gonna win, i’ve seen airbud

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

oh.

Nah that’s free possum

By the way many pyrosomes light up intensely at night and likely inspired many nautical monsters and ghost stories

Excuse me...That’s an Alaskan bull worm