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Tyranny! <3 This was supposed to be a 15 minute thing but it turns out she's *really* fun to draw

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filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

this-is-a-name-dont-worry

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ambigu-id

Another C4 Observation that I don't see anyone discussing:

When Occtis' "heart attack" happened from the Stone of Nightsong being broken, Brennan described it as "like an arrow being pulled out".

Funny how Sylandri, the Shaper of Life and the one tied to that stone's creation, was killed... By an arrow...

tharannas

I love you Kattigan <3

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i-am-a-lesbigwen

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

nyxwoven

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

i-am-a-lesbigwen

thats the one! thank you!

ziggy-scardust

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

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Personal ads in Siren, a Toronto-based lesbian magazine, 1998

transastronautistic

ID: sapphic wanted ads. Each ends in a phone icon plus string of numbers that I've left out.

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Blonde 27 years 130 lb 56 seeks handsome Butch with strong arms & chest to admire. Prefer S M positive

Boxershort Dyke now accepting applications for full time friendship and/or girl- friend. Successful applicants must enjoy music. have sense of humour and must be willing to be romanced and showered with flowers.

brainy quirky androgynous cute dyke w/big kind heart seeks woman who likes herself & wears comfy shoes.

Looking for the perfect fem bottom: attr fit prof sensitive 25-35. Me: Asian. very top. in great shape inside & out.

blackpyrefly

makes your puppy dusty

himborc

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

flipchild

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

robertreich

Abolish ICE.

wingsseni

hollanov & the hollanovlings, family vacay memories 🦋

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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical🫧

badassdemonsword

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

minmos

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

muttsys-deactivated20260425

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

bluerose5

Characters with dark brown eyes <3

clevermanka

Original tweet

theanishimori

kingscrown666

I think the logic here is:

>we save people from fires

>fires can kill anyone, including queer people

>we also save queer people from fires

And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that’s an important sentiment to state

wildhumanhasappeared

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”

moonlight-and-mantles

Don’t worry, it’s there lol.

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penandinkprincess

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

penandinkprincess

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

penandinkprincess

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

justasmidgx

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

penandinkprincess

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

therosecleric

Go in peace. 🌩️

Thaisha "i effortlessly created a new technicolor angel named Kaedra" Lloy there's no one in Araman that will ever be on your level

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