that's how you know it's infinite

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

felt ok but then remembered

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management

a farm that grows empty boxes

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack