Nobody's nothing.

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

I bring a kind of frozen deer vibe to situations that the headlights really seem to like

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts