i don't give a squid

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

wow what the fuck? CNN just interviewed Solrock