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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. Stop being so angry. so maybe someone will stay
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screaming into the void. Reblog to join.
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Let us protect our Women.
Prevention is better than Cure
official boob post
Deborah Sengl — Von Schafen und Wölfen (Of Sheep and Wolves) [taxidermic preparation, wax, 2008]
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Do you say y’all?
Yes
No
Pls reblog if u vote :)
I started saying it ironically but now I just say it gayly
If you do say y’all, is it in a southern, gay, or other way?
In a I might not be southern but my mama is and also gender neutral way
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take a knife to bring to the roman senate
quick grab a knife
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reblog for more stabbing
would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?
Absolutely
And I’ll die with dignity
can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
you people are cracking eggs with knives?
You’re supposed to crack eggs on a flat surface Bc any actual salmonella bacteria is on the outer surface of the shell and when you crack and egg on something pointed or edged (edge of a bowl, a knife) you get outer shell poking into the egg and increase your risk of salmonella
So crack on a flat surface
little german boy: und platenpüssen?
perry: *puts his hat on*
little german boy: oh mein gotten! perry ze platenpüssen!!
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yesterday i was talking to a Guy and i asked what time it was and he git really excited and said "time for you to get aaaaa.... SUNDIAL!!" and then started talking about sundials and sounding like a fucking commercial and i pointed out that sundials have to be in one specific spot to work and he got all nervous and asked if i've tried a sextant. what the fuck
not to sound like Sundial Salesman Guy but … he’s lowkey right, if you’re in a place with a fair amount of sunlight. two weeks ago i was hanging out with a little kid when she wondered aloud what time it was. i looked at the sun, adjusted my body a bit, put my elbow on the ground with the arm up perpendicular, and told her “it’s about 12:45.”
then she had to get a watch to see if i was right (pretty much — it was 12:50), and then i found myself explaining cardinal directions and sundials to a preschooler
ANYWAY MY POINT IS that no, sundials don’t require a fixed place for efficiency, only enough sun to cast a shadow & awareness of your relative direction, and knowing this is great but going on about it makes you sound horny for ancient Rome
if you don't know how to make a sundial but need a guesstimate on how much daylight is left, hold your hand out at arm's length horizontally and count how many fingers fit between the sun and the horizon. it's about 15 minutes a finger.
literally all you people sound insane to me
Dogs are so funny like they understand hype. Other animals get freaked out but dogs get hyped.....
i can't get over how there is an actual doctor who episode where the whole plot boils down to: a woman fucked a wasp and had a child and that wasp child now kills people. brilliant.
that's not even all of it — the wasp child became a catholic priest and killed people like he was in an agatha christie story because his mom liked reading the books.
Ya’ll are being too fucking silly and inaccurate with this Doctor Who shitpost.
The wasp child was an Anglican priest. It’s absurd to think otherwise.
ok y'all can have him
Of course he's Anglican. He's a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
That's the joke
Never even got the joke until now
Yes. Just Yes.
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In which I am both of them
i absolutely set people up to infodump at me, it’s one of my absolute favourite ways to learn things! you mean i get to LEARN NEW STUFF from a FRIEND who is INCANDESCENT OVER SHARING? sign me up FOREVER.
the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop
reblog to make your followers unclench their jaws and be painfully aware of the fact that they’re actively unclenching thier jaws
please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw
Don’t remember how to unclench
