ok. but why does my baby’s diaper have to be connected to the wifi.

to install software updates

i hate this. 😔

Why would anyone buy this?

*phone alert* oh just a second my baby took a fat shit

if one more nonamerican calls americans unclean or stupid or some shit for dying of rona when our government is actively trying to murder the most vulnerable of our population by using them as expendable cogs in their minimumwage fueled capitalistic machine im going to turn into one of those bugs bunny w gun memes

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

the impulse to set things on fire just to make a fire. where does it come from.

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

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i don’t know how to say it but please keep an eye on Hong Kong. it is now illegal for people in hk to speak out or ask for international support/foreign aid under the crime of collusion with foreign forces. a new national security agency is coming to hk to enforce this and they are authorized to surveillance those they suspect. The population of 7.5 million people are all expected to comply esp since they are installing officers to prevent protests in the wake of the bill

people are already getting arrested for having leaflets on them the day the law was published. the new law potentially crimininalizes all protests. "inciting hatred" towards prc/hk government is punishable up to life imprisonment if there is "potential of serious consequences" which could mean anything especially if protests are involved.

why doth the human body ooze when provoked

theres an ooze for just about every brand of human provocation and plainly i am sick of it

was going to elucidate on this matter but then realized i was accidentally inventing the four humors again

might as well bring this back now - antifa = antifascism. if the president says being anti-fascist makes you a terrorist then that’s a pretty good sign his administration is fascist