My Shit

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

These goots need some boots

Alright I don't know how to say this but the clone of you that I keep in a white room to study your natural behavior so I can better act like a normal person around you just cured cancer.

tortured pervert tuesday

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

there's no chill way to be like, "yeah, I think generative AI is a crime against God and man."