Be Kind, Unwind❣️

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

*brings this into a sushi restaurant and uses it like a pair of chopsticks*

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

acoustic trumpet

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

You didn’t have to say it with words

We need a Disney princess who has a cute face, chubby, waist, thick legs, in shape, rump shaking both ways, makes you do a double take.  

Everybody here Get it outta control Get yo backs off tha wall ‘cause misdemeanor said so! 

the princess from brave is prolly asexual! from what I remember she didn’t wanna be married off and I know that it doesn’t automatically make her ace but at the same time, I think it’s really important 

Well my name is Ciara, for all you fly fellas No one, can do it better (she’ll sing on acapella) Boy the music makes me lose control! 

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

@umyeano

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

I love you Archbishop Frank.

The continuity of these is what sells it to me every time

@smarmyanarchist