Don't poke me I bite

This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

and here’s a link that does not lead to a google drive full of tv shows movies + books and also does not contain a shortcut to the above

this is absolutely not a link to another google drive with shows + movies + audio books either nope no sir

@timetravellingcactus cause for some reason I’m not able to send this to you

the goog drive directory titled “the library” is transferring to a different platform soon so hustle on that one!

And they absolutely arent up to date as of 2020 :) nope no sir

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DONT share this

It would be such a shame if someone reblogged this. Whoops my fingers slipped

Toddlers are fantastic, actually, that's a whole portable miniature human you can just pick up and lug around and hug and they'll keep up a running commentary on the world around you and smear your face with slobbery kisses (and sometimes bite you) at the slightest provocation? Like? It's amazing actually? Fantastic. 10/10

The best They Might Be Giants joke ever is in Terry Pratchett's "Soul Music," which features a band called We're Certainly Dwarfs.

I refuse to believe anyone actually has a visceral reaction of disgust to pineapple on pizza. As far as “weird foods” go that’s one of the most tame examples and pineapple is probably the least offensive fruit to put in a savory dish. Pineapple antis are on some performative shit like the people who pretend to be really uncomfortable with the word “moist”

fr tho I love pineapple pizza, the first time I ever had it was at college and the campus chef made one that SLAPPED, I will never understand why the haters want to pretend to hate

Reblog every time.

Is there any character that jumps around in tone and morality more than Godzilla? Sure, there are characters whose portrayals evolve, but Godzilla is almost like an actor. Like Godzilla is going to play the implacable metaphor for nucelar weaponry. In the next one, he's a goofy, overprotective father. Now he's a gestalt of vengeful Japanese war dead. Then he's a champion of Earth against aliens. Now he's a rampaging mutant. Now he's over in the Monsterverse as a reptilian equivalent of the Rock

not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious