honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted
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honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

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ppl without meds: wow…. i can't imagine being dependent on medicine... pills every day? injecting myself every week? how tragic
ppl who need meds: holy fuck they invented the solution to my problem and i literally just need to take magic tiny rocks and inject some substance every week. oh my god. i get to feel better in literally any capacity. holy shit
ppl who need meds but can't access them/meds for their thing don't exist yet: holy fuck I wish I had tiny magic rocks or injectable substance or cream or gel or potion or implant to take at whatever rate necessary to fix my problem. I'd kill to take that every day/week/etc forever if it would fix my thing
i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried
artistic rendition
i fucking wish i had a way to prove this but a) passing around nudes is wrong even when its a 40 year old nudist shark freak and b) he unsent the messages bc my silence made him nervous ig. wish he was instead nervous about sharks around his panenis but im not his dad
btw another pic in the set he sent me was essentially the same photo but the shark was a fishing spear and his penis was erect this time. do you think he meant it as a metaphor thats kind of poignant symbolism
he looked almost regal in a florida man way
actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus
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Large lighthouse lamps with Fresnel lenses, 19th century
"so I asked chatgp-"
Just this morning, I had to explain to someone that Grok is basically just a racist predictive text generator, and she said that wasn't true, because SHE ASKED GROK AND IT SAID IT WAS BEING FIXED.
Shoulda done this to her
i have a calvin and hobbes strip for pretty much any occasion
neat. I on the other hand have a suggestion.
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only reason im telling you this is because on the wristband they gave me they had a pronouns section but instead of just putting down my pronouns there was a barcode you could scan
its just a very funny visual. probably real as fuck for some of you

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anyways i got top surgery so i can no longer bottom sorry
Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight
Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like
I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline
characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)
fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48
Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.
Song 11 of 40

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it’s okay to mourn lives you will never get to live even if you’re grateful for the life you are living now