but i stay silly! *āsaid in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
ābut I stay silly!ā
Reblog you stay silly

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but i stay silly! *āsaid in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
ābut I stay silly!ā
Reblog you stay silly

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I think so much about the food people ate pre-Columbian exchange. Huge parts of cuisine extremely important on both sides of the pond just didn't exist.
You've probably heard a little about what was brought over from the New World, corn, potatoes, cocoa, cassava, peanuts, chili peppers, avocadoes, cranberries, pumpkins, and the like. Imagine cooking without chili! Without potatoes! Modern Indian cuisine contains enormous amounts of potatoes and we just didn't have those for the vast majority of history. The best of the nightshades all on one contiguous hunk of land. Hell, tomatoes! Almost forgot about those.
But we don't often look at what the Old World had. Wheat! Barley! Rice! A profusion of incredible grains, really, the finest poaceae has to offer. Carrots! Tons of rosaceous plants like apples and cherries and pears and peaches and apricots! Grapes! Soy and Bamboo! Okra and watermelon! All these things were simply never found in the Americas. The grains one is the wildest for me, the variety of grains available across Eurasia and Africa was truly astounding.
You know what binds together the food of all cultures across the world? Onions. Onions are fucking everywhere. There's probably onions growing near you right now. Allium Gang Unite.
my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same
This is an instant inductee to the stan twitter users being dumb as fuck hall of fame . Literally so good
I donāt think you should be allowed to make fun of this person if you donāt know who Tupac is
thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

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one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.
There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]
We used to say "big mood" when we didnt know what to say to stuff
one of the lovely ladies Iāve been seeing got covid & sheās like āmaybe you didnāt catch it?ā Girl I was not a ādidnt catch itā amount of space away when we were- wheres that tweet about the vaxxed guy. you know the one
[ID: A "Stop Using Anti-Pretentious Language" chart:
Instead of "Everyone else liked this thing but I hated it. I must be the problem!", say "Everyone else liked this thing but I hated it. Everyone else is a moron."
Instead of "I feel out of touch with my peers", say "I have uniquely good taste among my peers."
Instead of "Other people get bored when I talk about my interests", say "Other people are functionally illiterate."
Instead of "I get embarrassed because I have to dumb down my language", say "I am morally superior because I know more words."
Instead of "No one takes my recommendations" say "No one takes my recommendations because they are philistines."
/End ID]

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Where did you first read fanfiction?
Someone's personal website
An archive for a specific fandom
Fanfiction.net
AO3
Ficbook
Wattpad
Another multifandom fic archive
Tumblr
Long-form blogging platform: Livejournal, Dreamwidth, Blogspot etc.
Quizilla, Twitter or somewhere else comically unsuited to fanfiction
A physical copy, e.g. a zine, a friend's handwritten or printed fic
Somewhere else/what's fanfiction?
Am i enjoying the email app. Do i enjoy opening the email app to check my emails. Do i have fun using my email app. Do i love my email app. Do i want to get to know my email app better. Do i want to have sex with my email app. Well what do you think.
selling baby shoes. baby's dead (sad)

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autumn/winter affirmations:
7 p.m. is not late
your day is not over at 7 p.m.
you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark
7 p.m. is so early
āGirls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every dayā
You fuckin CLOWNS think youāre a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think youāre a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.Ā He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because heās nice.
Yāall aināt Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
ābarely a Guy Gardnerā is the sickest comics related burn Iāve heard to date.Ā