Interaction I had at Panera the other day
Me: *to lady behind the counter* and I’d like, uh, a cinnamon bagel, please
Lady behind counter: *entering order* and would you like that toasted? Cream cheese, or butter? Cream cheese is extra, though
Me: uh, toasted, please. With butter
Lady behind counter: *reaching for bagel* yeah, that’s what I thought. The upcharge is RIDICULOUS—
Me: I mean, I really just said butter ‘cause I’m not sure cream cheese goes with cinnamon
Her: well they make this special walnut honey one
Her: but it’s like three dollars extra it’s ridicu—you know what; you want some?
Me:
Her: *shuffles around in a closed fridge* *brings out a small thing of cream cheese* here you go. Don’t tell anyone.
So then I ate my bagel with stolen cream cheese














