Tactical Slobbering

UPDATE: As of the moment, without $2,000 ish more, she will not be able to afford to go. If you can reblog or donate, it would mean the world to me and to her. thanks!

a clean room, some fresh sheets, a hot shower, coconut oil, and some scented candles

“Beware of Crimson Peak” Look, Ghost Mum, I’m a big fan of your whole deal, I love the look you’re going for, but couldn’t you have said something more useful like “Beware Spooky Pale Dick” “Beware Typical Bronte Looking Motherfuck” “Beware the Pale Fucker who is downstairs like, right now, seriously, my darling, do not go with that man i know you’re wet for the #aesthetic but seriously it ends badly ok just fucking date the bland doctor man in the future he’ll drive giant rad ass mecha robots and you can’t tell me with a straight face Mary Shelly wouldn’t love that shit”

Going swimming with a bunch of mates tomorrow for a friend’s birthday. Majority of them ladies, all of them gorgeous, one my best mate I used to be in love with and have a complicated history in, another a recent crush. Lend me all the strength to get through the day with my head in tact.

Keep it in yr trunks lad

i have a twitter now I’m okocelot 🐦🐦🐦

Here is. for everybody that wants to hear angelica calling Alexander stupid over and over again.